FretsOnFire - en to it translation catalogue (45 entries)

en: Ah yes, I know. I'm amazing.
it: Zì, lo zo. Zono schtupefazente.

en: Ah, that was cool.
it: Ah, ke fikata.

en: Und hello everyone.
it: Und zalfe a tutti.

en: My name is Jurgen
it: Mio nome è Jurgen

en: Und today I will show you
it: Und oggi io moztrare

en: how to play this game.
it: kome funziona kvezto gioko.

en: Check this sh*t!
it: Zenti kua!

en: And now, pick up your keyboard
it: E ora, prendi tua tastiera

en: like this.
it: in kvesto modo.

en: When I shred,
it: Kvando shreddo

en: I use the whole keyboard.
it: io utilizzare tutta taztiera.

en: But since you SUCK,
it: Ma dato ke fai SKIFO,

en: You will only need
it: Avrai bizogno solo

en: These five frets,
it: Di kvezti cinkve tasti,

en: Und zie Pick button.
it: Und zie Plektropulzante.

en: However, zie most important
it: Tuttavien, zie più importante

en: is the Escape button.
it: ezzere tasto Esc.

en: You will need it,
it: Tu avrai bizogno di ezzo,

en: when you finally realize
it: kvando kapirai ke tu fare

en: that you SUCK.
it: veramente SKIFO.

en: Bigtime.
it: Ke nofità.

en: To me, that is already obvious.
it: Per me, kvesto essere ovvio.

en: Ok, there comes your first note.
it: Ok, ekko arrifare prima nota.

en: You can already hold down the 1st fret
it: Puoi già tenere premuto primo tasto

en: BUT DON'T PICK IT YET!
it: MA NON PLEKTRARE ANKORA!

en: You missed it.
it: L'hai mankato.

en: Ok, let's try it again.
it: Ok, profiamo ankora.

en: Ok, wait for it.
it: Ok, aspetta.

en: Wait for it.
it: Aspetta...

en: Now, hold down two frets.
it: Adezzo, tu tiene premuti due tasti.

en: Ah, you missed it!
it: Ah, avere mankato!

en: And now, try this super easy lick.
it: E ora, profare kvezto lick superzemplice.

en: Und up to my tempo.
it: Und a mio tempo.

en: Don't try this,
it: Tu non provare nemmeno,

en: or you'll just hurt yourself.
it: o tu fare te molto male, molto.

en: Ok, that was about
it: Ok, kvezti erano cirka

en: four billion notes per second.
it: kvattro miliardi di note a zecondo.

en: If I play that any faster,
it: Se zuono ankora più feloce,

en: your minds would just blow up.
it: tue cervella zkoppiare, puf!

en: Ok, that is it for now.
it: Ok, bazta cozì per ora.

en: You can now go and sell
it: Puoi ora andare a vendere

en: your keyboards on Ebay.
it: tue taztiere su EBay.

en: Because you SUCK.
it: Perché tu fare SKIFO.

en: And remember one thing.
it: E rikorda un kosa.

en: I am your new god, little girls.
it: Io ezzere voztro nuovo dio, pampine.
